06 June 2016

Happy Retirement Telugu Quotes & Greetings Wishes SMS

“Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought first tired of working, then tired of not.” ~ Richard Armour

When a man retires,
his wife gets twice the husband
but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

I’m not just retiring from the company,
I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute,
My alarm clock, and my iron.
– Hartman Jule

“The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.” ~Anonymous

“Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.” ~Jonathan Clements

Before you speak, listen.
Before you write, think.
Before you spend, earn.
Before you invest, investigate.
Before you criticize, wait.
Before you pray, forgive.
Before you quit, try.
Before you retire, save.
Before you die, give.
– William A. Ward

There are some who start their retirement
Long before they stop working.
– Robert Half

“Retirement may be an ending, a closing, but it is also a new beginning.” ~Catherine Pulsifer

Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race,
but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
– Gene Perret

A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
– W.H. Auden

The challenge of retirement is
how to spend time without spending money.
– Unknown

“For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things.” ~ John Sharp Williams

“Don’t be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again after moments or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends.” ~Richard Bach

Beyond using just quotes to address your invitations, try some of the following basic elegant wording phrases:
The best time to start thinking about
Your retirement is before the boss does.
– Anonymous

 Farewell Quotes
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do
with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
– Will Rogers

There are three things to remember when teaching:
know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing;
and then stuff them elegantly.
– Lola May

Old teachers never die;
They just grade away.
– Anonymous

The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it.
Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
– Evelyn Waugh
Don’t simply retire from something;
Have something to retire to.
Harry Emerson Fosdick

Retirement is wonderful.
It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
– Gene Perret

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender

Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working at living

In retirement, every day is Boss Day
And every day is Employee Appreciation Day.
~ Anonymous

Emotional Retirement Quotes & Wishes to say Farewell
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous,
When I was sixty-five –
I still had pimples
– George Burns

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache.
– Gene Perret

Retirement is the time in your life
When time is no longer money.
– Unknown

Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.
– Unknown

The money is no better in retirement…
But the hours are!
– Unknown

Funny Retirement Quotes 
When a man retires and time
is no longer a matter of urgent importance,
his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
– R C Sherriff.

Few men of action have been able to make
a graceful exit at the appropriate time.’
– Malcolm Muggeridge

A man is known by the company
that keeps him on after retirement age.
– Unknown

There’s one thing I always wanted to do before I quit… retire!
– Groucho Marx

In retirement only money and symptoms are consequential
– Mason Cooley

The challenge of retirement is
how to spend time without spending money

Retirement is like being out of school for the summer
but the summer never ends.
– Unknown

When you retire, think and act as if you were still working;
When you’re still working, think and act a bit
As if you were already retired

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes
probably isn’t far from retirement.
– Unknown

Funny Retirement Wishes Quotes

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work.
So I do it three or four times a day.
– Gene Perret

I have never liked working.
To me a job is an invasion of privacy
– Danny McGorty

A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement,
as its recipients have given up so many of their
golden hours in a lifetime of service.
– Harry Mahtar

First you forget names; then you forget faces;
then you forget to zip up your fly;
and then you forget to unzip your fly.
– Branch Rickey

I’m retired –
goodbye tension,
hello pension!
– Anonymous

Farewell Wishes
If you are going to throw a club,
it is important to throw it ahead of you,
down the fairway,
so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up.
– Tommy Bolt

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas.
The goal is to enjoy it the fullest,
But not so fully that you run out of money.
– Jonathan Clements

When one door closes, another one opens,
but we often look so long and regretfully at the closed door
that we fail to see the one that has opened for us.
– Alexander Graham Bell

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.
Women go right on cooking.
– Gail Sheehy

In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch;
It will keep you awake in the afternoon.
– Unknown   
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